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week uno - FREE ID ( self )

submitted by DoveForgeries Vendor Warning: 0%

ok ok ok, this post has to get minimum 15 upvotes.

Tell your best joke

Edit: lmao im going to leave the formating b/c it is atrocious



Upvoted: DoveForgeries, realSalzinator, deadmigit, edm_lit, Albert Hoffman, Charlie Kelly, Newports, iliketurtles, s227, tmac, fourgss, WaterBottle, pinkdrink, lid0994, ih8myPP, idobsessed18, macuser8
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Albert Hoffman —

A girl sitting at my lunch table once told me she likes her guys like she likes her coffee, black. I laughed and told her I like my girls like I like my wine. 10 years old and locked in the basement.


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DoveForgeries [S] Vendor —

oof lmao


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ih8myPP Thot Exterminator —

Did you hear about that two car pile up in Mexico? Yeah man 150 people died...



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DoveForgeries [S] Vendor —

hahaha thats good


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s227 —

mr. and mrs. wong, a chinese family, had been trying to have a baby for months. Finally mrs. wong got pregnant and had their baby, but when it was born they baby was black, they were shocked but decided to name the baby Sum Ting, Sum Ting Wong.


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lid0994 —

Rumor has it his cousins We Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow helped name him


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Rache1215 —

What happened to the toad that parked illegall? It got toad


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iliketurtles CHfake CS —

A Jew with with a boner runs into a wall. What hits first? His nose.


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DoveForgeries [S] Vendor —

oof


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ganggang77 —

A boy asked his Bitcoin investing Dad for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin. His Dad says, “$9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?”


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FoundingFathers Vendor —

I heard a rumor that you got your name because your pecker is the same size as a pigeons.



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iliketurtles CHfake CS —

Why the fuck did I click that


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lid0994 —

Bc you were curious like I was hahaha. Whoops


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iliketurtles CHfake CS —

I regret my life decisions now


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lid0994 —

Same hahaha but what you gonna do about it? It’ll make for a great group chat prank and then life moves on


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FoundingFathers Vendor —

No time stamp, fake and gay.


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hillbilly123 —

My grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off the watchtower.



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deadmigit —

Why isn’t Barbie pregnant Cause ken came in a different box


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realSalzinator - Last Surviving OG —

I asked IDGod what is my order number. He said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow! Say no more!" Then OIS translated for me and said, "He means 666-3629."

Haven't been more disappointed since the sub got banned.


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lid0994 —

What’s the difference between a pizza and a Mexican? The pizza can feed a family of four


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DoveForgeries [S] Vendor —

ooooof lmao


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lid0994 —

I hope you’re not Mexican hahahah


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deputyduke1 Juan —

Who else is excited for the Mac Miller tour!?!?!?


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deadmigit —

How do u fit 6 millon jews in a Volkswagen. 2 in the front 2 in the back and 5,999,996 in the ash tray. I still remember that one from middle school


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lid0994 —

Best ones from middle school are the sally anti jokes like why did sally fall off the swings. Those got me every time


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therealhomie —

Obama smoked weed growing up and now look where he is today, unemployed with two kids and recently evicted.


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parkern —

ctrl - v


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tmac Sinjin Van Cleef —

women's rights?


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awt1960 —

What's the useless skin around the vagina called?

The woman