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Do coat hangers work for abortions? ( self )

submitted by spicypeen Warning: 0%

So i was so drunk last night and i slammed a six, I just fucked her and it was stupid. like I can't have a kid, so do you think coat hangers work for abortions? if i didnt do those jager bombs, i would have never slammed a six, What was i thinking :( Can i sue Jager for this?? Worth a shot, Eh?



Upvoted: i_main_darius, spicypeen
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HomeDepotEnthusiast —

According to Yahoo answers all you need to do is go to an indoor trampoline park to "get it out your system"


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spicypeen [S] —

I am dead, Thats on yahoo answers lmao


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HomeDepotEnthusiast —

its one of the more tame things I've read on the "pregnancy and parenting" tab of yahoo answers. It's wild over there. And wildly depressing. But sometimes darkly funny.


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spicypeen [S] —

Thats funny


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spazzbucket32 —

If she refuses to have an abortion you can give her the MONTH after pill dissolved in a glass of chocolate milk. She will then have a 2 week long period where she aborts any babies inside her. Note this is different than the morning after pill.


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spicypeen [S] —

lol


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oi2 —

push her down the stairs


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spicypeen [S] —

Full send it ;)


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realSalzinator - Last Surviving OG —

go to a blue state and they'd prob do it free nd sell the baby's organs.


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spicypeen [S] —

But she was a six, Do you think i can just ditch being a father? Like who wants to be a dumbass father anyways smh


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realSalzinator - Last Surviving OG —

put a claim in for rape. no one would believe you fucked a 6 willingly.


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spicypeen [S] —

Genius, does it matter if the six was a tranny tho?? Like its 2019 who gonna believe a tranny, good thinking my dude


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realSalzinator - Last Surviving OG —

Push her off a bridge. Tranny's love suicide.


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oi2 —

oof but fr 80% suicide rate so yeah pretty much


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thepartyanimal —

Just buy a 50 dollar plan b you have 72 hours to do so


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spicypeen [S] —

By the way this was a joke my dudes, Was some lines from a Nelk video ;) lol