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Story Time ( self )

submitted by dipstick89 Warning: 0%

If any of y’all saw my last post then you would know that the bars on the strip at my college are super strict and that you HAVE to be 21 to get in. Anyways I heard that this one bar was the least strict and that I should be able to get in so I said fuck it and tried it anyways. My friend went first who’s actually 21 and got in just fine so it was my turn. I walked up and handed the bouncer my id (OIS O21 MO) and he looked at for legit 2 seconds and bent it a little bit and right after he said “nope” and stuck it in his shirt pocket I then told him that that was my real Id and that I needed it back so he took it out his pocket and was holding right in front of me looking at it. All I remember was him saying something about him calling the cops to let me in and right after that I snatched it from his hands and ran out. He tried to grab me but I was too quick. Just glad I got my ID back:)



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Ramses Small Penis Compensator —

Fucking Lightning McQueen up in this bitch. I’m gonna go see how high res the pics on his site are, I may know what gave it away.

Edit: Take a look at the bear on the site in the state seal. The real has a darker fill in the shoulder of the right bear. This is done via variable thickness lines. His seems that a lens flare effect was used to simulate the brightness that would show with thinner brown lines. At a glance it’s easy to miss, if you know to look for it, blatant as a motherfucker. If it’s too hard to make out, I’ll include a side by side of two different MO temps to show it off.


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Ramses Small Penis Compensator —

It is stated on the picture, but I'm not trying to say OIS is shit or that anyone's IDs are terrible. Just highlighting a common issue among MO IDs, it's an easy fix and whoever needs the help hit my line.

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deadmigit —

I’m just confused on the fact that I’m pretty sure Missouri doesn’t have any bears


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Ramses Small Penis Compensator —

There’s black bears. Not sure about any other species but they got them.


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dipstick89 [S] —

He held it from opposite corners and bent it that way and my ID had very minor crease that’s not really noticeable. So I’m pretty sure he found out because he felt the crease when he was bending it when I got back to my place I bent it like he did and could feel the crease.


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i_main_darius Y E E T —

Yeah if it was the wrong thickness Teslin they would have easily picked up on it, given that the place is strict