Budget Fakes was sitting behind their desk. They felt the tears well up in their eyes. After their last adventure, Budget Fakes found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and inconsiderate real humans actually were. Budget Fakes stared at a picture of a polar bear. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill them but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on them when they was at their weakest and darkest moment. When they needed their friends the most.
But there had been one tiny ray of light in this whole. Budget Fakes remembered fondly the day they discovered it. It was a Tuesday morning they remembered. The memories surfaced before their mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before Budget Fakes well knew it, a single tear welled up in their eyes and trickled down their cheek.
Because even when all their 'friends' betrayed them, there was one consistent factor in their life: IDG0d.
And Budget Fakes knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings Budget Fakes had for IDG0d were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, pure sense, and feeling for IDG0d.Their relationship would probably only ever be physical.
Alas, Budget Fakes thought to himself hopelessly. Why must they battle? Why must Budget Fakes be destined to destroy IDG0d? Can they ever tell IDG0d how much IDG0d means to Budget Fakes?
If only they could. Then all their pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from IDLucy (who told him she loved him, only to stab him right in the heart at valentines day!). No, only IDG0d and Budget Fakes's true feelings for Him.
6 months later
Budget Fakes stopped and gazed into space.
Oh no.
It was happening; He couldn't help thinking about FoundingFathers again. He tried not too. Desperate to avoid the thoughts that could not be, no, - would not be- held back.
But like dozens of unstoppable space queens they came creeping forward till they filled His brain;
FoundingFathers' smile shined like silver, as impressive as a diplodocus, it filled the warehouse and Budget Fakes was helplessly but willingly absorbed into them.
FoundingFathers' eyes were like a midget's asshole. If you rolled them they would go quite far.
FoundingFathers' legs were like a virgin pussy. Straight and tight.
FoundingFathers' chest was like a Thanos. Powerful and impossible to ignore.
How could Budget Fakes not be helpless in the face of that?.
I mean, sure, Budget Fakes and FoundingFathers had sex with each other before, when they met at a club once, but it was just a casual thing. One of many that night.
Before things got too messy Budget Fakes snapped out of it. But the thoughts of FoundingFathers would be back. Would He be able to resist next time?
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"You know, I think IDG0ds nephew would be better bustier don't you think?" said IDLucy.
"Dunno, you see he is smarter than some g-strings." replied Budget Fakes.
"True."
"What ARE you talking about?" said Budget Fakes.
And they all laughed.
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Interlude:
Budget Fakes was finding it really hard to concentrate at this movement his thoughts kept trying to think of FoundingFathers. Despite what was happening, it was hard to focus!
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And then, at the worst possible moment. It happened. Again.
Budget Fakes gazed at FoundingFathers.
It was impossible to resist this time. Like a spaceship Budget Fakes was pulled towards FoundingFathers. It was a like encirclement in a war. It was a like a Die cutter cutting through his heart like it is teslin.
It was a like magnets.
There was No resisting. No mercy. No Pants. No longer anything else mattered.
FoundingFathers looked shocked and then...and then...not shocked. He had known all along.
Of course. How could Budget Fakes have been so stupid? Those long looks at eachother,the times they gazed at the stars together, the candle lit dinners. The steamy showers.. The non stop sex.
It wasn't just friendship. It never was. It was more and FoundingFathers had known all along.
"I knew" FoundingFathers said.
"oh," Budget Fakes said, realizing all this for the first time.
But there was more...FoundingFathers wasn't pulling away. He was pushing tighter. Holding Budget Fakes like a wild hares.
At some point, their clothes came off.
They got ripped in the process of the positioning
He didn't care. This is what He had needed for so long. too long.
But this was now-now.
Budget Fakes and FoundingFathers together at last!
They canoddled like lovers and made love with their naughty bits.
They took it in turns inserting their bits into eachother. Budget Fakes inserted his bit into FoundingFathers. Then FoundingFathers inserted his bit into Budget Fakes. They repeated this a few times.(Toys were used)
Afterward (when they had finished cleaning their bits)they looked at each other as if for the first time and had a Mango Juul pod.
But they knew they must leave.
They didn't want anyone to see.
Their forbidden love must remain hidden for now. Perhaps forever.
Budget Fakes took one last look at FoundingFathers.
"Goodbye my snuggly one"
"Love you too, my one and only Budget Fakes"
And then they departed.
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Some time later...
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After climbing the mountain they finally arrived at the IDG0d's lair. It was the most epic most phalicly penis-shaped tower they had ever seen! And atop they heard the roar of IDG0d's fearsome chinks.
No longer would they shut down for Chinese new year and eat their pets. They would finally pay for their crimes!
"Greatings mortals!" the chinks WeChat Translate app said. They whooshed around and when it saw our heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and spewed it at them! But our heroes were quicker than that, and with the spell stored inside their IDs that pass box scanners, Budget Fakes used their power Making fast IDs and unleashed it upon the chinks!
The scared chinks fled and the heroes could get in.
Then at the end of a long stairway, Budget Fakes saw IDG0d finishing an incantation!
Once more Budget Fakes unleashed his box scanner but it had no use!
"Hahahaha! siad IDG0d. "Yur powers do nothing against scannable IDs. And you don't even know why...."
"Why?"
"I'll tell you why!" says IDG0d with lingering evil in his voice. "It's because.... I secretly sell all off the teslin, UV, OVI, lams, and overlays in the world!"
"All of them?! Noooooo! What have you done?!"
"I have turned your local economy upside down!"
"Noooo what have you done?!"
"I have made the whole population of Hunan province work for me! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved in my sweatshops!"
And with that last sentence, IDG0d pointed a single finger at Budget Fakes and a purple blinding streak of light went from his fingertip, onto the Budget Fakes.
"Arrggh!" Budget Fakes muttered in pain. "Arrthuhgh!"
Budget Fakes"! said IDLucy, "Noooo!"
And FoundingFathers ran towards IDG0d and stole his socks. He
was so confused, the spell stopped suddenly! And with that, Ted was also freed from his prison!
But he decided to stay in the orange jumpsuit because that was awesome. But he was no longer evil! So they all went on top of FoundingFather's van flew back home.
The end!
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