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Life Pro Tip For Partying ( self )

submitted by Ramses Small Penis Compensator Warning: 0%

Always set aside some emergency cash. Everyone knows that. What you should also do, is throw $20-30 into an Uber gift card. That way you can’t accidentally spend all your money and not be able to get home. It could be a life saver when you’re at the bar and don’t have a ride. Stay safe this weekend faggots.



Upvoted: OldIronsidesFakes, i_main_darius, Ramses, Owere1776, BadGuyIds
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NANI Lucy Computer Nerd —

But that implies I could get onto Uber to begin with eg my phone hasn't died/broken/lost/stolen etc


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Owere1776 —

Just find any russian guy in a black car, get in say "Uber for john? I have cash" works every time


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Ramses [S] Small Penis Compensator —

Knowing you, you’ll have enough amphs to run a marathon home. I’m not worried about you but more so the mortals.


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DoveForgeries Vendor —

nononononono drunk driving = best driving


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deadmigit —

What about flying drunk, it’s one of my fucking best life experiences personally


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BadGuyIds —

what if theres no intention of going home but to sleep on the front porch


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Ramses [S] Small Penis Compensator —

Just use your attack emu to ride home, or are y’all still afraid of them?


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BadGuyIds —

Kangaroos are my mascot fuk emus


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Ramses [S] Small Penis Compensator —

Okay the war is still a sore subject I see.


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Owere1776 —

GO PATS