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submitted by Budgetfakes.com OG Vendor Warning: 0%

So lets keep this free id shit talk stories going.

Tell us a time when you were eiather trying to hook up or trying to get that number and you made a total fool of yourself.

t3amp00

TeamBigWeiners

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at the end of your story say team p00 i want - the state u want



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Budgetfakes.com [S] OG Vendor —

I'll start this off , in high school during christmas break me and 2 friends were finding dates to do to a movie. So me and my friend adrien had dates and my friend sam calls up this girl Sharon and says hey would you like to go to a movie with me, she says yes i would love to , can i bring my boyfriend . lol so he says yes, so before the date came one of the girls got sick so it was called off , but u had to see how funny it was to see his face when she said yes and was brining her boyfriend.


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MaognodeZ Maossive Dhong —

I live a lonely life of despair, so I have no fun stories.

team p00 i want to die


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Budgetfakes.com [S] OG Vendor —

Sell me a sexy template then u can buy a hooker


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MaognodeZ Maossive Dhong —

I have CKs nUT and OG Lost's NJ.


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MaognodeZ Maossive Dhong —

I'll give them to you for a dic pic


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Budgetfakes.com [S] OG Vendor —

nj sucks maybe the nut email me a pic


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MaognodeZ Maossive Dhong —

The NJ is a super nice temp, I'll PM you pics of my nUT


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vishmonsta IDHurry.com - IDgod.to - Already21.com Scammer —

nUT = "nut"


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MaognodeZ Maossive Dhong —

oooh you want my nut, sorry bro it's no nut november


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vishmonsta IDHurry.com - IDgod.to - Already21.com Scammer —

lol you know dam well if a bitch was DTF right now we would say fuck no nut November lol


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deputyduke1 Juan —

It’s no nut November but if a girl wants to suck the nut out of me that’s her.


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irelandlad —

So it was new years eve, you know got to go for that new year kiss. so there was this girl and she was all flirty and stuff and in my head, I was like, fuck yea. So the night goes on and we all start drinking these 6% beers and we all get pissed! I mean like verge of blackout pissed. so we all as a group go upstairs and the girl whispered in my ear on the way up, she says to go into the bathroom in 5 minutes. At this point I was so up for this, it was a bit after a long dry spell and I was gonna take what I could get. So I go to this bathroom a few minutes later, and we start making out, like hard. Were grinding and she starts giving me a hickey. All the time slowly getting undressed. So just as I get her top off, (was like low key fingering her at this point, (found out later she was on her period and had a tampon in so maybe I got lucky in the end.)) another friend comes into the bathroom looking for us. We were so shocked as little did we know, there were two doors and one of them wasn't locked (big bathroom, separate bath, shower, toilet and sink). so we get caught and its really awkward with my friend who came in, who also was trying to get with this girl, so we stopped. I haven't spoken to the girl since (apart from reselling her an ID lol.)

Forgot to add in, the next morning, her neck looked as if it had been mauled. I mean its like she was savagely beaten is how bad her hickies were. All up her neck and shoulder. Not gonna lie i was sort of proud team p00 i want - u21 MO


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deadmigit —

MO or ME. I have both but honestly like the MO more


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irelandlad —

Yea i just looked on the website and mo looks good


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irelandlad —

also have to say, these free id things are great, usually don't get many stories on here. reddit was much better for that


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realSalzinator - Last Surviving OG —

Can I host your next giveaway daddy

team p00 i want to host. U get clout pts trust me daddy


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royalmixGB —

So it was the fifth grade and there was this super hot red head in my class. So i spent about a week trying to figure out how to get her to be my girlfriend, and finally I came up with this great plan when I was at recess. I was going to make a half court shot to impress her, obviously she'd want to be my girlfriend after that. So I ask my friend Dawson to get a basketball and my other friend to make sure she sees it. I got to half court and I was sure I was going to have a girlfriend. I grab the ball yell "Hey Ashley" and throw the basketball. It looked really good in the air on the way there. Then is curved a little bit and hit the rim and didn't go in. I was sad that I didn't make it but then it started to move towards Ashley who was by the hoop. It hit her in the face and she broke her wrist when she fell. Obviously I did not get a girlfriend after that. team p00 i want oregon


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Budgetfakes.com [S] OG Vendor —

Winner right here u owned yourself lol

email me


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VenomV74 —

Hooked up with an asian girl at a party. She looked so fine after a couple shots, but when we got back to her apartment, I started having second thoughts.. For starters, she was shorter and chubbier than I remembered. And when she started chain smoking cigs I knew she was not the woman I thought she was. Then she told me a confession...she was in trouble with the law because she beat and assaulted another chick..Oh, and she also had a baby that was taken away from her because she couldnt raise it.

needless to say, I got the hell out of there faster than it takes to shotgun a beer. You dont have to believe me, but its the truth, her name was Hannah.

team p00 - a MO or PA por favor


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Albert Hoffman —

Be me. Sophmore in hs. Can't pick up girls for shit. I'm funny and known as the guy who can get you anything you need from coke to some lucy but not really popular. Start talking to this one girl in my english class. I get her number and things are going great. I raid my brothers alcohol stash and end up sending her lots of embarrassing drunk text asking her out. No response. FML.jpg See her in class and am ignored. Worst part was that i spilled half my glass of vodka and lemonade that night (don't worry i licked most of it up). team p00 Georgia


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514production —

In my last year of elementary school we had a "prom" and I had my eye on a girl for a couple of months. I wrote her a legit poem asking her to the dance and when I gave it to her, in front of all my boys, she told me she wasn't even going. Was a rough rest of the day lol. Team P00 MO


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RIPFakeIDReddit —

I was trashed on a ski trip and tried to hook up with this guy. Kept dropping hints and casually touching his arm and asking him questions. Eventually I went up to him and asked if he wanted to hook up, he said “no thank you” and I had to see him on the slopes and at our shared cabin that night and the next day. Don’t try to fuck where you sleep. Team p00n I want an U21 MO so I can meet new guys to get curved by when out help a bitch out


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Budgetfakes.com [S] OG Vendor —

Contest is over buy ill be nice and let u win email me.


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RIPFakeIDReddit —

Omg I love u emailing u now bb