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Ramses Small Penis Compensator

Shit, I’d be down for Puerto Rico. I already have two passports, what’s a third that isn’t real? Lmao


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Owere1776 [S]

Eh, I mean I would say Israel isn't real either... FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE


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Comatose8816

isnt u jewish?


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Owere1776 [S]

FREE PALASTINE


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oi

fuck off isis


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Owere1776 [S]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little infidel? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Islamic State, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the US military, and I have over 300 confirmed beheadings. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top terrorist in the entire Middle East. You are nothing to me but just another kafir. I will cut your head the fuck off with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mujahedin across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bombs, maggot. The bomb that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of ISIS an Al Qaeda and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, infidel.


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jew

ill do it if they ship to California. They are based in New Zealand. They also gotta accept btc.


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Owere1776 [S]

I think they do, Adam Savage from MythBusters orders from Magnoli