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Story time giveaway ;) ( self )

submitted by DesertFoxCS CS Warning: 0%

Hola como estas today we will be giving 2 FREE Texas ids. All you gotta do is tell the funniest fake related story that’s ever happened to you. Rules: Don’t be a stupid cuck and lie, 5 karma minimum, one entry per person. I’ll pick the winners this time tomorrow. Good luck, GO! If you’re not funny and nothing interesting has ever happened to you can simply place an order on Desertfoxids.com and pay cus only funni ppl get free shit. PS: You must upvote this post if you’ve entered in the giveaway.



Upvoted: OldIronsidesFakes, i_main_darius, DesertFoxCS, yungksgal, dougstamper, peterson312, britishcolumbia, gh0stfacechillah, d-day66
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parkern —

So my current fake is from Ohio and I love in another Midwestern state in a big college town about 45 minutes from my hometown. The very first time I ever use it, I was going to the liquor store close to where I live to pick up some stuff for the weekend. The cashier is ringing me up and asks to see an ID while he is making small talk asking if I had any big plans for the weekend to which I responded "I'm probably going home for the weekend, it's pretty easy to go home and see my family since I only live in [hometown] which is about 45 minutes away." AS HE IS LOOKING AT MY ID THAT SAYS I'M FROM OHIO. He handed my ID back, I threw a $20 on the counter and I ran out before he was able to comprehend what I just told him. Lets just say I haven't been back there since.


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DesertFoxCS [S] CS —

You’s a winner PM me


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DesertFoxCS [S] CS —

LMAO


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yungksgal —

Not a fake, but I was using a real ID I had found. I was with all of my friends who were 24+ and I was 18. We leave one bar and walk to another bar. We turn the corner towards the bar and there's literally a cop standing up against his car, parked along the curb. Right across from the cop was the bouncer at the bar that we were going to. I was like guys... I don't think I can do this. They were like nah nah you'll be fine. So my friend goes in first, and then I go up, hand him the U21 SC id that is very obviously not me. He looks at it for a second, then looks up at me. Then he looks at it again and holds it real close to his face, then looks at me. Then he holds the id up to my face and I am like... please god no. The cop sits up and goes "Is there a problem here?" and the bouncer sighs and goes, no officer, and hands me the id back and winks. This really isn't a funny story but it was the scariest moment of my life because I had enough other ~illegal~ things in my purse to go to prison. So that is the story of the time I almost became a felon. The end.


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DesertFoxCS [S] CS —

Lol I don’t care if that’s true or not but that’s funny af


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yungksgal —

Probably my scariest experience being under 21. I never had any problems using that id even thought the girl was 5’9 and I’m 5’5 and our eye color was so different. It’s a shame that id went missing sometime


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DesertFoxCS [S] CS —

Winner PM me


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britishcolumbia —

I live in Canada. I used your nIL to get into a club here, and the bouncer talked to me and asked me questions about all the weather in IL and how I like Donald trump. I ended up having a conversation with him for like 10 minutes about random American events and politics. He held my ID the entire time I was talking to him, and I was shaking and sweating my balls off. Eventually he just gave it back and I got absolutely tanked that night!


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DesertFoxCS [S] CS —

I’m impressed.


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scoutJ —

what is 5 karma min?


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scoutJ —

how do i get these


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d-day66 —

I can sell you 5 karma for 1 BTC, but I feel like it will come back to bite me in the ass


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gh0stfacechillah —

I ordered an ID from SPB for my roommate and when it showed up, it had his sex as female. I looked back through the order and saw I had accidentally clicked female as his sex. Of course I told him the vendor fucked up and he should just roll with it no one would even notice. Over a year later without anyone saying a word, a bouncer in Gainesville catches it. He hands the ID back and says it's fake and points to the 'F'. Immediately in one of the ballsiest, drunkest moves I have ever seen, my friend pitches his voice up about 10 octaves and starts screaming at this poor bouncer. He was like how dare you assume my gender. It's my Gender not my Sex. (Actually, it does say Sex). Anyway he drew so much attention the owner came outside, listened to my friend, apologized, and gave him a free tab for the night. The most priceless moment was the look on the bouncers face when he saw him making out with some girl in the middle of the bar.



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dougstamper —

That’s pretty fucking good hahaha


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DesertFoxCS [S] CS —

WINNER PM ME


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dougstamper —

Already made a post about this but I’ll tell the same story. So two buddies of mine and myself decided to go out to a bar one night. Two of us have used fakes before and were pretty confident and comfortable, our other buddy was sketchy as fuck and very nervous at the time cause he'd never used his fake before. We go up to the bouncer, and for some reason we let the nervous friend go first, BIG mistake on our part. The bouncer asked him "what year you graduate from high school?" Without hesitation, my friend answers, "1997." Bouncer puts the fake in his back pocket and that was the end of our night. To this day I still give him shit about that.



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Owere1776 —

Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"

First class, yo, this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it"

– "Yo, home to Bel-Air"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air