drunk and bored ( self )
submitted 5 years ago by joeymac18 Warning: 0%
lmao wasted @ 5 on a sunday and bored af. Someone comment a funny ass story this forum needs some life!
Axro — 5 years ago
A lady at the fredmeyer near my house was buying a case of bud light and we have really high liquor tax here so the beer rings up for 26 bucks and then the tax hit and her total was like 34 dollars. She then got these big fucking eyes and goes not today satan. The cashier is this like 70 year old looking lady. She goes "sorry what" and the lady goes its 26.99 and asked to speak to the manager. Mind a line is forming now and she's just like screaming she's being ripped off by "one of those niggers" . So the manager was called and the lady shit you not opened the fucking case of beer and began drinking while she waited to "calm her nerves" or that's what she said. So the manager shows up and this bitch is into beer 3 now and she explains to him that she's buying 1 case of beer so why is it almost 2x as much he tells her its taxes. And she looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm no farmer but I know bullshit when I see it." Then she walked out. I about died laughing. They were fucking standing there like huh? I'm so glad I stopped to buy salad today. Ima drive home now.
joeymac18 [S] — 5 years ago
lmao love it
Should note the woman she called a nigger was white like super white.
lithuania — 5 years ago
i became a reseller for idking and got more money than i've ever had in my 22 years lol. crazy story.
Axro —